Let’s face it, as much as we love her (or love to hate her), news reporter for Top Story and author of The Woodsboro Murders, Gale Weathers, will never reach the Scream Queen status that Sidney has rightfully earned. Sidney is the star, while the strong willed and fame-hungry Gale, remains the J.K. Rowling to Sidney’s Danielle Radcliffe. However, when it comes to SHADE, this is where Ms. Weathers shines. Gale has more witty one-liners than she has lives of a cat and we want to celebrate her by counting down 10 of our favourite Gale clap-backs!

10

You’d better check your conscience at the door sweetie. We’re not here to be loved.

Her victim: Cameraman Joel

Film: Scream 2

9

By the way, your lemon squares taste like ass.

Her victim: Deputy Judy

Film: Scream 4

8

So where is this circle jerk going to take place?

Her victims: Cinema Club

Film: Scream 4

7

All right. Begin quote. Your flattering remarks are both desperate and obvious. End quote!

Her victim: Debbie Salt

Film: Scream 2

6

I’m sorry that things didn’t work out with Brad Pitt, but being single? That’s a pretty good fallback.

Her victim: Jennifer

Film: Scream 3

5

Look, local woman! I know you hold me up as your career template and that it gives you some sort of charge to challenge me, but give it a rest!

Her victim: Debbie Salt

Film: Scream 2

4

I may not be wearing a uniform but I happen to have a lead and you don’t. So let me know when you’re back on team Gale. …MOVE IT AMATEURS!

Her victim: Deputy Dewey

Film: Scream 4

3

I’ve got an ending for you. The reporter left for dead in the news van comes too! Stumbles upon you two dip-shits, finds the gun, foils your plan and saves the day.