This intended-to-be-more-festive-than-frightful time of the year is filled with tradition, Christmas carols being one of them. But as painful as some of those tunes are, none are geared towards fans of the horror genre. Until now, that is. Here’s my spin on the for-better-or-worse classic “The 12 Days of Christmas”, the twist being that in true horror fashion the song begins with 12 and then slowly dwindles down to 1.
“A Horrifying Christmas”
For a horrifying Christmas, the movies gave to me…
Dawn of the Dead (2004)
12 ZOMBIES RUNNING…
30 Days of Night (2007)
11 VAMPIRES FEEDING…
Crawl (2019)
10 CROCS A SNAPPING…
Psycho (1960)
9 VICTIMS SCREAMING…
Evil Dead II (1987)
8 SAWS A BUZZING…
Jaws (1975)
7 SHARKS ATTACKING…
Insidious (2010)
6 SPIRITS HAUNTING…
Halloween (2018)
Scream 2 (1997)
Friday the 13th Part III (1982)
The Texas Chainsaw Massacre (1974)
Hush (2016)
5 PSY-CHO MASKS!!!!
A Nightmare on Elm Street (1984)
4 FINGER KNIVES…
House of 1000 Corpses (2003)
Terrifier (2011)
It Chapter Two (2019)
3 KILLER CLOWNS…
Child’s Play (1988)
Annabelle: Creation (2017)
2 SATANIC DOLLS…
Halloween (1978)
…AND A “FINAL GIRL” IN THE LAST SCENE!
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